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[trashvalkyrie]

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[trashvalkyrie]

[what the fuck]

yes

[royalpassport]

All of the above? Well, who am I to judge.

I've never met a valkyrie before. [ Possssssibly because he has a strict rule to run AWAY from battle, not towards it. ] The stories never said anything about big guns.

[trashvalkyrie]

it's sort of like a
i'm the only one in my world so now that's just my superhero name or whatever
it's not that deep
you can just call me Val

[She's only told her real name to...two people, so far. One of which is gone, one of which doesn't strictly know he's been told.]

the stories didn't have all the facts
at least not about me

[royalpassport]

Val, then. I'm Jefferson.

[ Now there's something Jefferson can relate to. STORIES BEING WRONG. The way they tell it in the Land Without Magic, he's some loony old man who has nothing better to do than to terrorize people with riddles and semantics. ]

They hardly ever do. Believe me, I know.

[trashvalkyrie]

jeff? or are you a stickler for the full name

what, are you a ~legend~ too?

[royalpassport]

Jeff's fine. Nice and short.

[ lbr it's one of the least objectionable things he's been called. ]

Oh hardly. Far from it. More of a bit character in somebody else's story. I'll take that over being a legend. Too many expectations in that label.

[trashvalkyrie]

jeff it is

that's interesting
you're like...fictional?
good choice though being a legend is way overrated

[royalpassport]

I'm as real as anybody else. All stories are rooted in reality, somewhere, in this world or another. But if you tell people that, they call you crazy.

I can imagine. I've never met a happy legend. Perhaps if one's a legendary reveler. But then there are the hangovers to consider...

[trashvalkyrie]

most people just get upset when i'm not exactly like the valkyrie they've read about in their own worlds
like
sorry i don't align with your expectations, karen

anyway
that's why i'm glad i started partying once i was off the grid
nobody has to know how incredibly good i am at drinking unless i want them to

[royalpassport]

[ Jefferson actually laughs, not that it's conveyed over text or anything, BUT HEY, HE OFFICIALLY LIKES YOU NOW, VAL. ]

What does Karen know, anyway?

[ NOTHING, that's what. ]

Good plan. Keeps things mysterious.

Personally, my drinking could use some practice.

[trashvalkyrie]

nothing clearly

[SORRY KAREN]

yeah i have to keep up any shred of mystery i have until people actually meet me

i could help with that yknow

[royalpassport]

Would you? Good thing I've got room on my calendar for drinks and a hangover.

[ hahaha ha jefferson has no social life... ]

Just name the time and place.

[trashvalkyrie]

good
i could help with both

[this is the closest Val gets to subtle, sorry.

She lists a bar that's not far from her housing, and a time that very evening.]

i'd say don't be late but i probably will be