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[trashvalkyrie]

"this is Val. keep it short and sweet."

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[dothelokimotion]

Should I come to your place?

Does it have . . . room to sit?

[trashvalkyrie]

you can sit on my roommates bed
itll be funny if he comes home and sees you
he hisses like an angry cat

[dothelokimotion]

I have no complaints there.

Who is this room mate?

[trashvalkyrie]

some ginger twat

general hugs??

[dothelokimotion]

His first name is General?

Mortals are odd.

[trashvalkyrie]

right?

i think he might have a real name though
ar

arm...

armsomething

armandhammer?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Okay, now he's completely convinced that's not his name whatsoever.

But Loki doesn't care so it works out. ]

ArmieHammer Hugs?

[trashvalkyrie]

yeah that sounds right

anyway he told me the reason i sleep alone every night is because i'm rude to people?
completely uncalled for

[dothelokimotion]

Put a snake under his pillow and tell him that's your partner.

[trashvalkyrie]

or you could just sit on his bed and it'd have the same effect



joking :)

[dothelokimotion]

I'm afraid the effect might not be as impressive.

[trashvalkyrie]

aw come on don't be so down on yourself

[dothelokimotion]

At any rate, I'll be over there soon.

[trashvalkyrie]

cool

once again
don't trip over the dragon

[dothelokimotion]

The dragon likes me, I'll have you know.

[ But he does arrive promptly again, with booze. The same way he did last time. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

guess there's someone for everyone

[that said, she's fucking ready this time. When he appears in her room, Val is crouched atop a dresser by the door, opposite her bed. And she just sort of. Leaps off it, toward him, letting out a strangled cry:]

AUUGUHRHGHGH!!

[we have fun.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki doesn't scream but it is a near thing as he flails back onto the floor, nearly dropping the bottles which he clutches to his chest. ]

WHY.

[trashvalkyrie]

[From her place on his knees, Val cackles.]

Payback.

[And then she hops up to her feet.]

Teach you to show up unannounced in my room again.

[dothelokimotion]

I told you I was coming! Both times!

[ He's so affronted!! Gingerly, he gets up and dusts his clothes, his clothes better be all right. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

You made it sound like you were coming through the door like a normal person both times.

[She flops down on her bed, cross-legged, muddy boots and all.]

Now you know better.

[dothelokimotion]

[ He scrunches up his nose. For more reasons than one. ]

When have any of us done anything vaguely resembling normality? That is clearly your fault for assuming so.

[trashvalkyrie]

[Val rolls her eyes, but she lets it go.]

Kind of surprised you're being so accommodating, Loki. I didn't think you and Sif were exactly...great friends.

[dothelokimotion]

[ He smiles thinly. ]

No doubt she had a lot to say on the subject.

[ But Loki leaves it at that. It would be easy to tear into Sif, but he has no interest in painting that picture. ]

But I'm not here for her, am I?

[trashvalkyrie]

Well, yeah.

[She shrugs. It had nothing to do with her, really.]

True. Which brings me to my next point. Booze?

[Holding out a hand expectantly.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki rolls his eyes, passing it along. Asgardians. ]